Too good to be true?
1 April 2023
Social media has been buzzing with strange stories this morning, as so often happens at this time of year.
Zappshelter made the astonishing claim that one of its structures was installed temporarily on the Moon during the Apollo 17 space project 50 years ago. Newly released photos purport to show that its Laika shelter (above) was used from 7 to 19 December 1972 to store materials collected on the mission. For security it apparently had to be dismantled before the mission returned to Earth, but Zappshelter claims that its installers were technically the last men on the Moon. Amazing.
Sunbelt Rentals UK publicised the Hi-Vis Suit (below), a smart business choice claimed to comply with standard site rules. Incorporating the latest fashion trends, the suit is said to be made of breathable lightweight fabric complete with pockets.
Speedy announced a pioneering technology to harness methane gas from cattle and transport it to depots for refuelling delivery vehicles – from rump to pump, as the company neatly put it – adding that the initiative (below) would enable its fleet to ‘moove’ round the country sustainably.
JCB unveiled the 3CX Tastemaster, a version of its iconic backhoe loader with an air fryer for improved operator comfort. Apparently the gadget can cook a full English breakfast in five minutes.
Travis Perkins announced the availability of spirit level air bubbles for used equipment, while Hilti GB posted about the new cordless KROK-23 on-site karaoke set (below), claiming that singing increases productivity.
Bradfords Building Supplies launched (perhaps literally) a delivery service using hot air balloons, while Power Electrics promoted the Genadrone, a generator transported to site via an onboard drone.
Xwatch Safety Solutions gave details of its new robotic XWRover designed for construction site security. It apparently uses ‘in-tune biscuit’ methodologies to enable it to adapt to any terrain or gradient. As it roams the area, it keeps a lookout for potential safety hazards involving unsuspecting humans who may have wandered into dangerous territory. Integrated with the Xwatch web application ‘Doggo,’ the Rover uses an AI detection system. Should an intruder be detected, the unit employs a simulated barking mechanism that effectively corrals the unsuspecting individual and ushers them towards a designated safe gated area.
And finally, as the government tries to entice older people back to work who have left the jobs market, the organisers of the Plantworx machinery exhibition would have us believe that children’s TV icon Bob the Builder will officially open the event in June, to inspire the next generation of builders and engineers.
However, as you will have doubtless guessed, all the above stories are April Fool spoofs. If nothing else, they show that humour and creative thinking are alive and well in the industry.
